1) To all you fellow Republicans who are thinking of voting FOR this shit...
What? Are you freakin' CRAZY?
You want to give up millions of dollars in campaign contributions (and that's just the part that's above the table)?
You want to give up your freakin' junkets to the Caymans and Switzerland to "study" the aspects of global finance?
You think people who work for a living have the same goddamn rights to excess as people who own shit?
2) Life isn't fair.
Is it our freakin' fault the fine print in most banking documents is designed to slowly suck the resources from anybody who does business with them?
Is it our freakin' fault that most educated financial people in the world can't understand the freakin' derivatives, hidden assets, and bonus compensation structures?
Hell no it's not. The freakin' bankers themselves can't even understand that shit, let alone regulators and stockholders, but they're making money. So leave them the fuck alone!
3) You've gotta get down on your knees and thank the Lord he made you a Republican.
What? You wanna care about shit? You wanna care about the little people?
Screw it! GO MAKE MONEY. And keep those campaign contributions comin'
Em
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