If Any Picture Can Ensure a Conservative Victory, This One Can!

I was following up on the online activities of some suspected pseudo-conservatives and ran across this picture on one of the most obnoxious Facebook pages.



I don't know he actually created it or not, but the guy who thought this picture was funny enough to spread around to his two or three friends doesn't have a clue how much he's really help our cause. This picture is exactly the image real conservatives need to have going into the next three days if we are going to assume our appointed business and political thrones throughout America move into that little white bungalow at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington D.C.

Liberals will call this silly, foolish fashion, from the ancient past. True Americans on the other hand, will see a God-given image of where power really lies. Hell Heck, I doubt whether the top ol'boys down at C Street could get out message out like this does. Maybe that little Facebook creep in on my side after all. See you back in 1612! Where we can start again building a real America, with pillories, stocks, branded slaves... with real, buxom, obedient women.

 HRH Thaddeus Emory Gideon I Emperor of Ameritania maybe your next President of the United States.

Party Down Next Tuesday!

[ed: please forgive the stike-throughs but Em is a little off his game today. I'm his executive assistant and I made a few minor corrections. Sorry I can't show you a real photo, this is the on Em carries in his wallet, but I hope it helps.

The Executive Assistant

The background images embedded facial overlays are all in Public Domain. Feel free to pass 'em around.

1. Public Domain Archduke Rudolf, wearing pumpkin hose and a codpiece - Credit: Alonso Sánchez Coello (1532–1588)
2. Public Domain Portrait of Antonio Navagero (1565) - Credit: Giovanni Battista Moroni
3. Public Domain images from Samantha at the Worlds Fair by Josiah Allens Wife (Marietta Holley) Illustrated by Baron C. De Grimm published by Funk and Wagnalls Company 1893.

Are You Excited Yet?

Well, this is certainly beginning to look like a GREAT year for the Ultra-Right Wing. Big bucks coming in and everybody besides us doesn't even know who they are or what they represent. I'm getting ready for a new ride. You think they'll let me drive the thing? Probably not, but it won't hurt to ask. After all, I will be the new Commander-in-Chief.

I'm so confident that I'm gonna win this thing that I'm gonna let you in on a couple of HUGE secrets. Good thing this blog is just between you and I, right?

1) I'm going to press congress to remove all references to "Church and State" from the Constitution, Gettysburg Address, Declaration of Indefendence and cereal boxes across America. We've been a secular government for far too long and it's time to move in another direction. (Besides, a Helluva lot of money is coming in from Acolytica & EvCross America -- in excess of $2 billion -- and many more religious organizations.)

2) This election will be last in America where we will allow any type of Liberal political parties. With funding from the MTLTA SuperPAC, we've already structured all Conservatives into two parties, the Centrists (PCNP) and the Right Wing (AWNP), and there is no need to muddy the waters with a third

Vote often this November and I'll see you in Washington on January 20!

Em

Screw What People Think, We've Got Big Bucks!

I spent a lot of energy last time talking about the whole anti-affluence image thing my last bunch of advisors gave me talking points (those lines with the little dot at the beginning) for. You know what? I don't care anymore about what those guys say. I just got a couple of major buck injections for my campaign so screw what people think. There's enough money coming in that we can actually buy this thing for 2012. First of all, a couple of weeks ago, Acolytica and EvCross announced a merger to support a two billion dollar SuperPAC donation for our cause. Then today, AWNP announced the formation of another SuperPAC, MTLTA*, dedicated to raising approximately 3 billion for the RIGHT cause, which happens to be... ME. *Money Talks Louder Than Anything-else