If Any Picture Can Ensure a Conservative Victory, This One Can!

I was following up on the online activities of some suspected pseudo-conservatives and ran across this picture on one of the most obnoxious Facebook pages.



I don't know he actually created it or not, but the guy who thought this picture was funny enough to spread around to his two or three friends doesn't have a clue how much he's really help our cause. This picture is exactly the image real conservatives need to have going into the next three days if we are going to assume our appointed business and political thrones throughout America move into that little white bungalow at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington D.C.

Liberals will call this silly, foolish fashion, from the ancient past. True Americans on the other hand, will see a God-given image of where power really lies. Hell Heck, I doubt whether the top ol'boys down at C Street could get out message out like this does. Maybe that little Facebook creep in on my side after all. See you back in 1612! Where we can start again building a real America, with pillories, stocks, branded slaves... with real, buxom, obedient women.

 HRH Thaddeus Emory Gideon I Emperor of Ameritania maybe your next President of the United States.

Party Down Next Tuesday!

[ed: please forgive the stike-throughs but Em is a little off his game today. I'm his executive assistant and I made a few minor corrections. Sorry I can't show you a real photo, this is the on Em carries in his wallet, but I hope it helps.

The Executive Assistant

The background images embedded facial overlays are all in Public Domain. Feel free to pass 'em around.

1. Public Domain Archduke Rudolf, wearing pumpkin hose and a codpiece - Credit: Alonso Sánchez Coello (1532–1588)
2. Public Domain Portrait of Antonio Navagero (1565) - Credit: Giovanni Battista Moroni
3. Public Domain images from Samantha at the Worlds Fair by Josiah Allens Wife (Marietta Holley) Illustrated by Baron C. De Grimm published by Funk and Wagnalls Company 1893.